Joke

*Student VS Teacher*
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes, why not?
STUDENT: How will you put an elephant inside a
fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy Sir, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the
fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in.
STUDENT: No Sir. You open the fridge, take out
the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party, and
one animal is missing, which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No Sir. It is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No Sir. One last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and
you wanted to cross, how would you do that?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat
to cross.
STUDENT: No Sir. You just swim and cross the
river because all the crocodiles went to the
lion's birthday party . . .
TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the
students come to school tomorrow except one
person, who is that person?
STUDENT: No idea Sir.
TEACHER: It's you, because you are on two
weeks suspension with effect from now Dan Ubanka!!!😁😂...